A:Hey,man! please call me a taxi
........B:yes,sir.You are a taxi
.." The doctor to the patient:"Your are very sick
?"The patient to the doctor:"Can I get a second opinion
."The doctor again:"Yes, you are very ugly too
A:I have the perfect son
?B: does he smoke
A:No, hedoesn't
?B: does he drink whiskey
A:No,he doesn't
?Boes he ever come home late
A:No,he doesn't
??B:I guess you really do have the perfect son .How ld is he
A:He will be six months old next wednesday
One a crowded bus,one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed..."What's the matter? Are you sick..? the man :No ,I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see an old lady standing